Black & White: Laddman's Message

Back in 2001, Static-X had a remix contest. I entered my own remix using their software, and instead of normal lyrics I used some answering machine messages that a person named Ladd sent me. The song can be found here. The lyrics follow (beware--there is profanity):

Hey you bastards your light is on in your room
But you won't turn it off
Because you're not up there
This is Ladd
On the stoop

If you don't think I'm sexy, you'll be the first to go!
If you don't think I'm sexy
If you don't think I'm sexy
If you don't think I'm sexy

There's too many of them
We tried to fight them off but there's just too many of them
I tried
You know I tried

Please do not rape me
Please

Hey you bastards your light is on in your room
If you don't think I'm sexy
Please do not rape me

I want to talk to you
Pick up the phone I want to talk to you
You never talk to me I want to talk to you now
Please pick up the phone I want to talk to you
You won't talk to me
You never want to talk to me
Was it something I said?
You never want to talk to me
Is it that bad?
Is it that fucking bad between us?
Oh shit
Oh my God
You'll be the first to go!

If I had one penny, I'd probably give it to you
If I had two pennies, I'd probably keep one for myself and give the other to you
But if I had three pennies I'd throw them at the cat!

There's too many of them
We tried to fight them off but there's just too many of them
I tried
You know I tried

Please do not rape me
Please

*End of final message*